The rising NBA superstar signed a five-year, $80 million deal and hasn’t stopped blowing thousands on freaky dancers (and professional boppers) since. A thousand here, 10 thousand there, it’s nothing to the 23-year-old bearded face of the Houston Rockets.
There’s no worse combination than flashy millionaire athletes, money-thirsty skrippers and (brown) liquor after midnight. Because when all three are in the same room, nothing good ever happens. Avoiding the night life, possible brawls and suspensions/fines seems easy but these skripper-obsessed ballers just can’t stay away.