There were rumors in February that Derek Jeter was on again with SI swimsuit model Hannah Davis. The guy is totally lining up things for this retirement he has coming up. 162 games. Maybe a couple playoff games. Done by mid-October. On a flight to a beach with Hannah by November 1.
Jetes turns 40 in June. You know what that means – time to lock down the swimsuit model. We’re talking about a guy who has made $253,159,364 during his MLB career. Money doesn’t buy time. He totally knows that it’s time to settle with Davis, let her do her bikini thing for Luli Fama Bikinis and he can lay by the pool.
Maybe he serves as a guest instructor here and there for the Yankees. Maybe he flies up to the city here and there to do some marketing work. Then he flies home, finds Hannah Davis has created a healthy dinner and Jetes settles in for a nice movie night.